Thursday, December 27, 2012

Review: Die Hard


       Die Hard is the best christmas movie ever made. Period. Some of you may laugh at this statement, asking “How can Die Hard be the best christmas movie ever when it's not even a christmas movie?” Obviously, if you think this then you have never seen Die Hard and only know about it from clips, quotes, trailers, and it's sequels. Die Hard is very much a christmas movie. Don't believe me? Here are the facts:
  1. Die Hard takes place on christmas eve.
  2. Hans Gruber interrupts a christmas party.
  3. There are quotes like “Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho.”
  4. The theme of the movie is the importance of family and togetherness, a theme prevalent in many “traditional” christmas movies.
  5. There is christmas music, notably “Christmas in Hollis” by Run DMC.


Obviously, by any measure, Die Hard is a christmas movie. What separates it from other christmas movie is that it is an action movie filled with guns and terrorists. But just because some people get shot and buildings explode, doesn't mean that this can't be a christmas movie. I'm pretty sure that's in the bible, just after the part about the three wise men.

       Bruce Willis plays John McClane, a New York cop visiting his wife, Holly, and kids in Los Angeles for christmas. He stops off at his wife's office building first. Their relationship is on the rocks after John stayed in New York after she accepted the job, thinking that it wouldn't work out and she would come back to New York. After getting into a spat with John, Holly returns to her companies christmas party, which is shortly interrupted by a group of terrorists led by Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman). John is able to sneak away from the party without being noticed and tries to contact the police, the fire department, anyone who could help him out. Soon he realizes that he has to fight off all the bad guys by himself. Even after the police and FBI do show up, they are still of little help, with only one LA cop being on John's side, Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald ValJohnson, aka the dad from Family Matters). The chess match between Hans Gruber and John McClane is one of the best duels in the history of action movies. Each of them don't know who the other is, and John doesn't know what Gruber's motivation is for attacking Nakatomi Plaza, but he intends to find out, one bullet at a time.



        This movie is a lot of fun. I've made a tradition of watching this movie every year around christmastime. This was the fourth year I've practiced this tradition, and it definitely here to stay. Willis proved himself in this movie to be a solid action star, a role he continues to play to this day, despite being a quarter-century older. Alan Rickman is magnificent as the villain, playing a steely cold, yet refined and cool character that he would reprise as Snape in the Harry Potter films. This film is action packed, but like all great action films it also has it's fair share of laughs. Action films should never take themselves too seriously, because they are meant to be a fun time, and Die Hard takes itself just serious enough to let us know what the stakes are, but not too seriously that the movie is a drag. I highly recommend you make this film a tradition of your own and watch it every year at christmas. But after the kids are asleep, of course, perhaps as you're getting their presents out of hiding on christmas eve.

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